MyLaffs Joke #1318
SUPPOSEDLY TRUE STORY...
My grandmother lives in Hermanus. Recently, a friend of hers, a woman about 55 years old, was out shopping. When she returned to her car, there were six black men sitting in it. Being the kind of feisty woman who packs a gun for emergencies, she whipped it out and yelled, "I know how to use it, and I'm quite prepared to. Get out!!!"
The men shat themselves, and bailed.
The woman then got into the car, and to her confusion, the key wouldn't fit in the ignition. Wrong car. Not hers. Oops.
Realising her little faux pas, she thought she better report her mistake at the Police Station. Which she did. When she told the officer on duty the story, he wet himself laughing. And when he could speak again, he pointed at the six terrified black men sitting at the other end of the room.
Six men who'd just reported being hijacked by an elderly white lady.
