MyLaffs Joke #1317
A five-year-old boy was playing with his toys in the living room right in front of a big picture window.
All of a sudden two dogs out on the lawn came into view screwing each other for all they are worth.
The little boy looks up from his toys, sees the dogs in the act, and yells at the top of his little lungs for his mother.
Mother thinking something is terribly wrong runs into the living room and asks, "What in the world is wrong?"
The little boy points to the two dogs out on the lawn and asks, "What are those two dogs doing to each other?"
Mother look out the window and sees the two dogs screwing each other and thinks to herself "I can't tell my little five year old son that the dogs are balling each others brains out!" So being quick witted she comes up with this explanation.
She tells him "Well, the dog on top hurt his leg and the dog on the bottom is trying to help him get home!"
To which the little boy replies "So dogs are just like people. You try and help somebody and wind up getting fucked!!"
