MyLaffs Joke #1309
MY WIFE
My wife has a black belt in shopping.
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All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
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She has an electric blender, electric toaster, electric bread maker.
Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!"
So what did I do?
Bought her an electric chair.
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She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
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My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?"
My wife said, "I don't know but I must be late, everyone else is coming back!"
