MyLaffs Joke #1306
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS
Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A: Unhoppy
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Q: What's the definition of the perfect male lover?
A: He makes love until 2 a.m., then turns into chocolate.
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Q: Do you know how to cook toilet paper?
A: Me neither, but I can brown it on one side.
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Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow stepped on her.
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Q: How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis, I mean ladder.
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Q: What flowers are in between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips!
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Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for French fries.
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Q: How much calcium is in a woman's breast?
A: Enough to make a bone 8 inches long.
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Q: What does a Polish husband give his wife on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A: His surname.
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Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
A: The food is terrific, but there's no atmosphere.
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Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: Cough, gag, choke, etc.
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Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
A: Damn!
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Q: What's the difference between a mountain goat and a goldfish?
A: A goldfish mucks about in a fountain.
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Q: What happens when a short-legged cow tries to jump a fence?
A: It's an udder disaster.
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Q: How do you sink a submarine full of Blondes?
A: Knock on the door.
