A man comes to confession.
"Father, I have sinned. I made love to my wife,"
"That's not a sin." Said the priest.
"But she was leaning up against the freezer at the time," said the man.
"Well, I suppose you could say three Hail Marys," counseled the priest.
"You mean I'm not barred from the church?" asked the man.
"No," said the priest. "But I understand you're barred from the supermarket."
