MyLaffs Joke #1280
HIS & HERS NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS AND GOALS
The Basic Difference:
HER: Lose weight - Go on a diet - Drink more water
HIM: One case beer per weekend (unless having guys over or Superbowl weekend)
HER: ONLY one chocolate bar per week
HIM: ONLY three nights at topless bar per week
HER: Workout - Jog - Step Bench 5 times week
HIM: Move furniture to find lost little black book and bedroom TV remote
HER: Subscribe to Shape - Fitness Magazine
HIM: Call 1-800 number to get on Victoria's Secret catalogue mailing list
HER: Go on romantic second date with Bob from Accounting
HIM: Score on second date with Suzy from Marketing
HER: Get organised - clean house
HIM: Give old Penthouse mags to Goodwill (or younger brother)
HER: Buy new Daily Planner
HIM: Buy new little Black Book if no luck under furniture
HER: Find out name of tall good-looking guy in Finance
HIM: Score with tall, long-legged Blond in Finance
HER: Read More - Less TV
HIM: Buy Dish - More sports channels!!
HER: Watch quality TV with positive messages
HIM: When surfing DO NOT stop on "Allie McBeal" -EVER
HER: Plan budget - Save more money
HIM: Only three nights at topless bar per week
