MyLaffs Joke #1279
BOOKS WOMEN NEVER READ
To all women, DO NOT READ THIS
1: Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
2: The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.
3: Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes Everyday.
4: Parties: Going Without New Outfits.
5: Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game.
6: Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
7: Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His.
8: Valuation: Just Because It's Not Important to You ...
9: Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, Not the First.
10: Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.
11: Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging.
12: Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.
13: Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share.
14: Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.
15: Introduction to Parking.
16: Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space.
17: Overcoming Anal Retentive Behaviour: Leaving the Towels on the Floor.
18: Water retention: Fact or Fat.
19: Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.
20: Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption.
21: Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.
22: Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.
23: PMS: Your Problem ... Not His.
24: Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.
25: Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.
26: Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.
27: Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.
28: Ballet: For Women Only.
29: Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both.
30: Learning to Go in Public Restrooms.
31: Appreciating the Humour of the Three Stooges.
32: "Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?" - Why Men Lie.
33: TV Remotes: For Men Only.
..and for the women who are reading this after being warned not to:
34: Why Women Never Follow Instructions.
