Our neighbour, a not too bright woman got a new job working in a sperm bank. We ran into her about a week after she started her new job and asked her what she did.
She said "Well, I just sit in the reception area and greet all the men who come in - it's mainly men. Women never come in there - and I act cordial. I point out to the men where they should go, and when they come out, I say, 'Thank you for coming!'"
