MyLaffs Joke #1260
TOP TEN SIGNS THAT IT'S TOO COLD
10: People buying hot roasted chestnuts to put in their pants
9: Dan and Connie doing the news huddled together in a sleeping bag
8: Mob corpses seen skidding across the East River
7: Times Square strip clubs advertising "Live Heavily-Dressed Girls!"
6: Mario Cuomo making a fortune shovelling walks
5: Vendors selling down-filled hot dogs
4: This morning, Triple-A had to jumpstart Andrew Giuliani
3: People coming into Ed Sullivan Theatre just to get warm
2: Instead of the finger, New Yorkers giving each other the mitten
1: Cabbies wearing flannel turbans