MyLaffs Joke #1260
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TOP TEN SIGNS THAT IT'S TOO COLD

10: People buying hot roasted chestnuts to put in their pants
  9: Dan and Connie doing the news huddled together in a sleeping bag
  8: Mob corpses seen skidding across the East River
  7: Times Square strip clubs advertising "Live Heavily-Dressed Girls!"
  6: Mario Cuomo making a fortune shovelling walks
  5: Vendors selling down-filled hot dogs
  4: This morning, Triple-A had to jumpstart Andrew Giuliani
  3: People coming into Ed Sullivan Theatre just to get warm
  2: Instead of the finger, New Yorkers giving each other the mitten
  1: Cabbies wearing flannel turbans
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