MyLaffs Joke #1257
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WHY MEN DATE BIMBO'S

10: Much easier to prove that you're superior.

9: Less likely to interrupt you with thoughts or opinions of their own.

8: Won't want you to cancel your plans to watch nude Jell-O wrestling to go see "Phantom of the Opera".

7: More impressed by the thickness of your wallet - even though it's stuffed with condoms instead of money.

6: Will let you send intimate pictures of them to Beaver Hunt.

5: They won't object to demeaning comments you make about them in front of 'the guys'.

4: They actually believe you when you say, "I love you for your mind and personality - now shut up and finish putting on that French maid outfit.

3: Don't understand computers well enough to access your files and read what you've been saying about them.

2: Their ability to comprehend spatial relationships is so poor that they really do believe that it's eight inches.

and the Number One Reason Men Date Bimbos Instead Of Nice Girls

1: They will put up with you.
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