MyLaffs Joke #1252
92 year old Harold moved into a retirement home where he met 90 year old Millie. They hit it off right away. They arranged to meet in the lobby of the retirement home every afternoon and go for a walk.
After a several months of spending time together and developing a feeling of affection for one another, Harold said, "You know Millie, we're past our sexual years, and I don't expect you to have sex with me, but I wonder if it would be okay for you to just hold my penis in your hand."
Millie replied: "Well, I guess it wouldn't do any harm just to hold it."
So for the next year or so, they would meet in the lobby, take their daily walk, sit on the same park bench near the lake and she would hold his penis in her hand.
One day Harold didn't show up. Beginning to worry, Millie set out in search of him. She looked everywhere, but to no avail. She decided to walk to the lake and there, sitting on the park bench was Harold... with another woman.
Horrified, Millie approached the bench and saw the other woman holding Harold's penis in her hand.
Millie became very upset and said: " Harold ! I thought we had something special. Now I find you sitting on 'our' bench with another woman, and she's holding your penis in 'her' hand.
Why Harold, just tell me WHY!! Is it because you think she's prettier than I am? Does she have more money than I have? Does she dress better than I do? Harold, tell me, WHAT does 'she' have that I don't have?"
Harold looked up, smiled, and said: "Parkinsons!"
