MyLaffs Joke #1246
25 RULES FOR WOMEN:
1: Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
2: Don't cut your hair. Ever.
3: Don't make us guess.
4: If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
5: Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
6: We are never thinking about "The Relationship."
7: Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
8: Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
9: Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
10: Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.
11: Anything you wear is fine. Really.
12: You have enough clothes.
13: You have too many shoes.
14: Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
15: Your brother is an idiot.
16: Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
17: No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries.
18: Share the bathroom.
19: Share the closet.
20: Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
21: A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
22: Nothing says 'I love you' like a quickie in the morning.
23: Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
24: Check your oil.
25: Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
