MyLaffs Joke #1229
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SOME ADVICE

Fellows, it's often easier to just give in to your wife...
What's your word against thousands of hers?

The next time, words pass between you and your wife...
Make sure she's not about to throw a book at ya.

Next time you see someone "acting stupid"...
Consider the possibility it might be the real thing.

God is amazing. Ancient man had no idea we'd need glasses...
And yet, look where God put our ears for wearing them.

When you dine out and all the waiters are wearing gloves...
Ever wonder what's in the food that makes them afraid?
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