MyLaffs Joke #1227
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* Incontinence Hotline... Can you hold, please?
* Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...
* If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help.
* 43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
* Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
* A.A.A.A.A. - An organisation for drunks who drive.
* It said 'Insert disk #3', but only two will fit.
* Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
* |||||||//////__ __ __ __ __ The domino effect at work.
* Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
* Just fill out one simple form to win a Tax Audit!
* Grow your own Dope - Plant a Politician.
* Democracy: Four wolves and a lamb voting on lunch.
* The buck doesn't even slow down here!
* Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
* If you think talk is cheap, try hiring a lawyer.
* Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!
* The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
* Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
* Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!
* Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
* Nothing's impossible for those who don't have to do it.
* Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
* Don't worry: the answer's at the back of the book.
* We do precision guesswork.
* My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot.
* 'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men.
* A penny saved is a government oversight.
* Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
* Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humour.
