MyLaffs Joke #1195
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Dateless and alone, the old professor was delighted when a lovely young girl sat down at his table in a restaurant while he was in Paris.

"Do you speak English?" he asked.

"Oui, bot jsu'a leetle beet."

"Just a little bit, huh ? How much?"

"Feefty-five dollar," was her prompt reply.
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