MyLaffs Joke #1194
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A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highwaymen held them up and robbed them of everything.

A few minutes later the farmer exclaims, "We're ruined, all the money's gone and there's no flour for bread."

Then his daughter says, "No, papa, I hid the money in my you-know-what."

The farmer said, "That was a good idea, and if your mama had been here we could have saved the sack of flour as well!"
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