MyLaffs Joke #1188
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A Texan walks into O'Malley's pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin' mothers. I'll give 500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back".

The room is quiet and no one takes the Texan's offer. One man, (apparently from Cork) even leaves.

Thirty minutes later the same gentleman returns and taps the Texan on the shoulder.

"Is your bet still good?" asks the Corkman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.

Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.

The Texan gives the Corkman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin' where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Corkman replies, "To O'Halloran's Pub down the street to see if I could do it".
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