MyLaffs Joke #1183
Top ten things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:
10: Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9: Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8: See if they could finally do the splits.
7: See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6: Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5: Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes... BEFORE closing time.
4: Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3: Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2: Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...
And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...
1: Finally find that damned G-spot!!!