MyLaffs Joke #1183
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Top ten things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:

10: Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
  9: Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
  8: See if they could finally do the splits.
  7: See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
  6: Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
  5: Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes... BEFORE closing time.
  4: Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
  3: Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
  2: Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...

And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...

  1: Finally find that damned G-spot!!!
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