MyLaffs Joke #1181
THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT AREN'T...
1: "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
2: "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
3: "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
4: "Talk about a huge breast!"
5: "It's Cool Whip time!"
6: "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
7: "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
8: "Are you going to come again next time?"
9: "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
10: "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
11: "Don't play with your meat."
12: "Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."
13: "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
14: "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
15: "You still have a little bit on your chin."
16: "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
17: "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
18: "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
19: "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
20: "How many are coming?"
21: "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
22: "Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest."
23: "How long do I beat it before it's ready?
