MyLaffs Joke #1178
The tribal chief from the river basin in Papua New Guinea arrived in the US for a meeting with Mr. Clinton. At the airport newsmen and television cameramen met him. One of the reporters asked the chief if he had a comfortable flight.
The chief made a series of weird noises...."screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z-"... and then added in perfect English, "Yes, I had a very nice flight, thank you."
Another quizzed, "Chief, do you plan to visit the Washington Monument while you're in the area?"
Again the chief made the same noises..."screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z"... and then said, "Yes, and I also plan to visit the the Capitol Building, Lincoln Memorial and the Smithsonian."
"Where did you learn to speak such flawless English?" asked the next reporter.
Whereupon the chief replied, "Screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z... from the short-wave radio, of course!"
