MyLaffs Joke #1176
ACTUAL DEAR ABBY LETTERS
DEAR ABBY: I've been married for six years and have five kids. No twins. My husband still wants to have sex every night and sometimes in the morning too. I told him he should get himself a hobby, and he says that is his hobby.
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DEAR ABBY: I have a man I never could trust. Why, he cheats so much, I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
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DEAR ABBY: I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
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DEAR ABBY: I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
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DEAR ABBY: Will you please rush me the name of a reliable illegitimate doctor?
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DEAR ABBY: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
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DEAR ABBY: I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?
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DEAR ABBY: My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.
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DEAR ABBY: I was married to Bill for three months, and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
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DEAR ABBY: Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he finally did it.
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DEAR ABBY: My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.
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DEAR ABBY: I met this nice guy who was in the service. He's the chief petting officer.
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DEAR ABBY: I've been going steady with this man for six years. We see each other every night. He says he loves me, and I know I love him, but he never mentions marriage. Do you think he's going out with me just for what he can get?
DEAR GERTIE: I don't know. What's he getting?
