The judge asked the woman why she wanted a divorce. There were no signs that the husband was cruel, or wandering, or any of the usual things that lead to this situation. The woman replied that she was seeking the divorce on grounds of hobosexuality!
The judge, trying to stifle his laughter, asked, "Don't you mean homosexuality?"
"No!" she replied, "I mean hobosexuality! ... He's a bum fuck!"
