A woman goes to a sex boutique because she feels she needs to spice up her marriage.
She sees a pair of crotchless panties and feels they are just the thing she needs. She purchases them and takes them home.
She puts them on and lays on the bed waiting for her husband to come home.
He walks through the door and she says "Want some of this, baby?"
He looks at her funny and says, "Hell no! Look what it did to your underwear!"
