MyLaffs Joke #1145
THE THEOLOGY OF TOYS
CAPITALISM - He who dies with the most toys, wins.
HARI KRISHNA - He who plays with the most toys, wins.
JUDAISM - He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
CATHOLICISM - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
ANGLICAN - They were our toys first.
GREEK ORTHODOX - No, they were OURS first.
BRANCH DAVIDIANS - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
ATHEISM - There is no toy maker.
POLYTHEISM - There are many toy makers.
EVOLUTIONISM - The toys made themselves.
CHURCH OF CHRIST, SCIENTIST - We are the toys.
COMMUNISM - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to the
opposite of heaven if we catch you selling yours.
BAHA'I - All toys are just fine with us.
AMISH - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
TAOISM - The doll is as important as the dumptruck.
MORMONISM - Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.
VOODOO - Let me borrow that doll for a second...
HEDONSIM - Hang the rule book! Let's play!
7TH DAY ADVENTIST - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
CHURCH OF CHRIST - He whose toys make music, loses.
BAPTIST - Once played always played.
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES - He who "places" the most toys door-to-door, wins.
PENTECOSTALISM - He whose toys can talk, wins.
EXISTENTIALISM - Toys are a figment of your imagination.
CONFUCIANISM - Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.
NON-DENOMINATIONALISM - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play.
EVERYONE ELSE - "I Want it All, I Want it Now and I Want it Delivered"
