MyLaffs Joke #1140
An American and a Russian talk about their governments. "Ours is a free country," says the American. "Once, I was in Langley, VA, and couldn't find a public restroom, so I took a piss near the CIA headquarters."
"Ours is a free country too," says the Russian. "Once, I was in Lubyanka Square in Moscow, and couldn't find a public restroom, so I took a shit near the KGB headquarters."
The American, astonished, asks, "And you got away with it?"
The Russian proclaims, "Nobody saw it! I didn't even take my pants off!"
