MyLaffs Joke #1139
Tina and Marie hadn't seen each other in a while, so they decided to meet for lunch. The talk got around to their respective love lives.
Tina confided that there really wasn't anyone special in her life.
Marie, on the other hand, was beaming about the new man she had found. "He's perfect. He's handsome, and last night when we went out to dinner, he said the four little words I've been waiting to hear a man say to me all my life!"
Tina exclaimed, "He asked 'will you marry me'?"
Marie said, "No, he said, 'put your money away'!"
