MyLaffs Joke #1133
A man standing in line to see a movie felt hands touch his neck, then begin to massage gently. He started to turn around, but the presence of the hands and the pleasant sensation stopped him. The hands worked down to his shoulders, and he continued to enjoy the feeling. However, when the hands began kneading at the small of his back, he turned around to see a small middle-aged man standing behind him.
He asked the man what he was doing. "You see, I'm a chiropractor, and watching you stand there, radiating all that tension and stress, was just too much for me. I wanted to take a moment and show you how much better you could feel."
The first man replied, "Well, keep your hands to yourself. I'm a lawyer - you don't see me standing here screwing people, do you?"
