MyLaffs Joke #1127
Three men are driving home totally and utterly smashed one night. A police woman stops them and arrests them for their drunkenness. They plead with her to let them go. She agrees to let them go if their dicks measure 8 inches total.
The first man pulls out his dick -- 3 inches.
The second man pulls out his and it measures 4 inches. Now they only need 1 inch.
The third man pulls out his tiny prick and it just measures 1 inch.
The cop lets them go.
As they are driving home, the first man says, "You should be thanking me."
"No," says the second man, "you should be thanking me. My dick contributed the most."
The third man says, "You should be thanking me."
"Why?" the other two ask.
The third man replies, "You're lucky I had a hardon!"
