MyLaffs Joke #1121
One night a guy got REALLY inebriated! In the morning, he rolled over when he awoke, and sleeping peacefully beside him was the UGLIEST girl he'd ever seen. Very quietly, he slipped his arm out from under her, got up, and dressed as fast as he could. He put a twenty-dollar bill on the bureau and started to tip-toe out.
Just then he felt a tug on his pants leg. Looking down, he saw a girl even UGLIER than the one in the bed.
She looked up at him, smiled a toothless smile, and asked, "Nothing for the bridesmaid?"
