MyLaffs Joke #1115
A salesman's car breaks down and a farmer agrees to let him spend the night. In the middle of the night, the salesman wakes up really thirsty, so he decides to go to the barn and get some milk from a cow. (guess they didn't have water)
The farmer goes to investigate noises coming from the barn. He sees the salesman coming out of the barn soaking wet, with a white liquid dripping down his face.
The farmer asks, "What happened to you?"
The salesman says, "I just got thirsty, so I milked your cow. It was so dark in there I had a hard time, but I'm telling you, that cow has great milk! I must have drank a gallon of it!"
The farmer then stares at him with a puzzled look and says, "But we don't have a cow. We just have a bull."
