MyLaffs Joke #1114
Jill was a first time contestant on a quiz show, She was a lucky lady, as she even managed to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show's host could ask her the big question. Jill agreed to return the following day. "I wish I knew the answers, I really want to win tomorrow." she said on the way home.
"Relax, honey," her husband reassured her, "It will all be OK."
After they arrived home, he left again. Hours later, Jeff returned and said, "Honey, I managed to get tomorrow's question and answer! The question is, What are the three main parts of the male anatomy? And the answer is the head, the heart, and the penis."
Feeling confident, the couple went to sleep. In the early hours of the morning, she was awoke by Jeff and asked the quiz show question, which she answered right. He asked her again in the morning, she replied correctly.
Once there, Jill was still nervous. The show started and the host faced Jill and asked, "For the big money! What are the main parts of the male anatomy? You have ten seconds."
"Hmm, uhm, the head?" she said.
"Six seconds."
"Eh, uh, the heart?"
"Four seconds."
"I, uhh, ooohh, darn! My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning.."
"That's close enough" said the game show host, " You Won!"
