MyLaffs Joke #1113
A young women was impressed by the massive Texan in the bar.
"Pardon me, sir, but can I ask about the measurements of your chest. I am amazed"
"Well thank you ma'am. It's 33 inches."
"Wow, around?"
"No, ma'am. Through."
"Well, then, sir. What about your waist?"
"It's 28 inches."
"Around?"
"No, ma'am. Through."
"Well, then, one last question. What about the size of your private, ahh, you know ..."
"You see, ma'am, It's three inches!"
"Wow!" said the woman. "Through?!"
"No, ma'am. From the floor!"
