MyLaffs Joke #1110
Into a Memphis tavern walked a hard looking bucko. Looked the crowd over and said: "I'm the toughest guy in this town. Yes, the fightenest gent in this state. In fact, I'm the toughest guy in the world."
With that, a little, sawed-off, high yellow gent, hauled off and socked the big boy on the chin... knocking him unconscious against a hot stove.
When he came to, he dopily glanced at the little fellow that let him have it and said, "Who are you?"
"Me? I'm the guy you thought you were when you came in here."
