MyLaffs Joke #1109
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When the lawyer arrived he asked St. Peter if a particular friend was in heaven, the friend had been a High Court judge who had died a few months before. St. Peter replied that there were no High Court judges in Heaven.

The next day the lawyer saw someone walking along in long red robes with two ushers with him. Later he asked St. Peter about this he did not want to rock the boat but that he thought he'd seen a High Court judge.

He described the scene and St. Peter laughed.

St. Peter then explained, "That's not a High Court judge, that's God. He just thinks he's a High Court judge."
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