MyLaffs Joke #1099
SIGNS YOU'RE BROKE
1: American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
2: Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
3: You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
4: You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
5: Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.
6: You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
7: You rob Peter... and then rob Paul.
8: You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
9: You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
10: Your bologna has no first name.
11: You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.
12: Sally Struther's sends you food.
13: McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
14: At communion you go back for seconds.
