MyLaffs Joke #1096
Billy, Bobby and Joe had a spree in the fruit orchard. They tore all the fruit from the trees, gorged themselves, then threw fruit and generally vandalized the place. When the farmer caught them, he called the police and had them taken into custody.
When the boys appeared before the judge after spending a night in jail, he asked them if they had learned their lesson.
The first boy replied, "Yes, sir. All that fruit made me sick. My dad's a doctor, and he told me never to do that again!"
The second boy was from a military family, "My dad told me that if I ever get in trouble with the law again, I can kiss Sandhurst goodbye!"
The third boy told the judge, "You bet I won't do it. My dad's a lawyer, and I'm gonna sue that farmer for damages to my pants that got tore jumping his fence!"
