MyLaffs Joke #1085
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS
Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intelligent, law abiding and truthful?
A: A tourist.
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Q: What do you call it when a blonde drives down the street with her head out the window?
A: Refueling
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Q: Why do Mormons object so strongly to pre-marital sex?
A: They're afraid it might lead to drinking and dancing.
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Q: What's the difference between Batman and a thief?
A: Batman can go without Robin.
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Q: Which is worth more ... an old ten dollar bill or a new one?
A: An old ten dollar bill is always worth more than a new ONE.
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Q: There were three men in a boat. They had four cigarettes but no matches. How did they manage to smoke??
A: They threw one cigarette over board and made the boat a cigarette lighter !!!
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Q: What does a man have in his pants that a woman doesn't want on her face?
A: Wrinkles!
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Q: What do 7 foot African-American basketball players do in the off-season?
A: Go to the movies and sit in front of you.
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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Q: What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night?
A: A last name.
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Q: How are pubic hairs like parsley?
A: You push them aside before you eat.
