MyLaffs Joke #1082
YOU KNOW YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH HOLIDAY CHEER WHEN....
1: You notice your tie sticking out of your fly.
2: Someone uses your tongue for a coaster.
3: You start kissing the portraits on the wall.
4: You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier.
5: You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
6: You strike a match and light your nose.
7: You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.
8: You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"
9: You hear a duck quacking and it's you.
10: You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.
11: You refill your glass from the fish bowl.
12: You tell everyone you have to go home... and the parties at your place.
13: You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.
14: You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realise you're in front of the hall mirror.
15: You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.
16: You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.
17: You're at the dinner table and you ask the hostess to pass a bedpan.
18: You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.
19: You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.
20: You realise you're the only one under the coffee table.
