MyLaffs Joke #1072
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A lady walks into an Ice Cream Parlour and asks, "Could I please have a gallon of chocolate ice cream?"

The salesman replies, "I'm sorry miss, we just sold our last gallon of chocolate ice cream a few minutes ago. Could I interest you in another flavour?"

So the lady replies, "Ok then, I'll just have a quart of chocolate ice cream"

The salesman replies, "I'm sorry. We don't have any chocolate ice cream."

The lady then asks "All right, then could I have a just a pint of chocolate ice cream?"

Again the salesman responds angrier this time "I'm sorry, we don't have any chocolate ice cream"

So the lady says "Fine, I'll just have a cone of chocolate ice cream."

"Listen lady!" he yells. "How do you spell VAN in VANilla?"

"V-A-N" she spells.

"How do you spell STRAW in STRAWberry?"

"S-T-R-A-W" she again spells.

"And how do you spell FUCK in chocolate?"

She thinks for a minute and says "There's no FUCK in chocolate"

"EXACTLY!"
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