MyLaffs Joke #1069
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I've been bawled out, balled up, balled on, knocked up, knocked down, knocked out, held up, held down, hung up, hung out, bulldozed, bull dogged, bull shot, blackjacked, black balled, black eyed, blacked out, blown out, washed out, walked on, cheated on, squeezed on and mooched on. I've been stuck for war tax, excess tax, capital tax, sales tax, property tax, dog tax, and Syntax.

Been in bond, held Liberty Bonds, War Bonds, Savings Bond, paid bond, laid bond, and baby bond in the Bonds of Matrimony, palimony, and now alimony.

I've been with the Red Cross, Blue Cross, and the double cross with the crisscross. I've worked like hell, worked others like hell, played hell, been through hell, and said "hell." Been drunk as hell, got others drunk as hell, lost hell, broke loose from hell, busted hell, and spent hell. And now that I can't pay hell, spend hell, or lend hell, what the hell can I earn, borrow, steal, cajole, and inveigle. I've been cussed at, discussed with, boycotted, wet-rotted, talked to, talked about, lied to, lied about, worked over, worked out, pushed under, pushed out, robbed, and damned near ruined.

The only reason I am still sticking around is to see; "WHAT THE HELL IS NEXT?"
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