MyLaffs Joke #1068
A man's wife had just passed away. He was riding in the hearse that carried his wife's body. The hearse was driving down this street that curved to the right. Well the driver was not paying any attention and he did not make the turn and hit a lamppost. The back of the hearse opened, the coffin popped out and open. His wife sat up and she was alive.
Well it was a miracle. He took his wife home and they lived together for the next fifteen years. Well, wouldn't you know it, his wife died again.
Again he was riding in the hearse. They were going down the same street with the same lamppost at the curve, and he says to the driver, "Easy now driver, easy now".
