THE LIFE OF AN EGG
So you think your life is bad...
Just think how bad the life of an egg is...
You only get laid once.
You only get smashed once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard and
2 minutes to get soft.
You have to share a box with 11 other guys
And the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!
