MyLaffs Joke #1050
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
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A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
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