MyLaffs Joke #1043
Several men were drinking in a local pub, when one decided that he had enough and started for home. He swayed violently as he walked, even though he really hadn't had that much to drink. When one of the newer patrons asked why the man walked that way, he was told that the drinker had been a sailor for 30 years, and still walked as if he was on a ship's deck in heavy weather.
The man thought this to be nonsense. He started to make violent pelvic thrusts against the bar as he told his friends, "I've been a lawyer for 35 years, and I don't have to do this when I walk!"
