MyLaffs Joke #1036
John and Joe had been law partners for many years, sharing everything, most especially the affections of their libidinous secretary, Rose.
One morning, an agitated John came to Joe with the bad news, "Rose is pregnant! We're going to be a father!"
Joe, the more reserved of the two, calmed his partner and reminded him that things could be much worse. They were both well-off, and could easily afford the costs of raising the child. Rose would have the best care available, her child would attend only the finest schools, and neither would want for anything. The child would have the benefit of having two fathers, both of which were caring and well- educated.
Gradually, John got used to the idea of fatherhood. When the big day came, both were at the hospital awaiting the news of their offspring's birth. Finally, John could take no more and went outside to take a walk. When he returned an hour later, Joe had the news. "We had twins," said Joe, "and mine died."
