MyLaffs Joke #1026
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Mark Twain used to tell the story of how he once stole a watermelon from a cart when the owner wasn't looking. He carried the melon to a secret spot, sat down, and was just about to bite into the melon when he realized the he should not do that.

It just wasn't right.

So he got up, took the watermelon back, replaced it on the cart, and took a ripe one.
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