MyLaffs Joke #1025
When a busload of people entered a large restaurant, the leader of the group approached the manager.
"Sir, I'm Mr. Phillips of the Kingview Mental Hospital. These nice folks are mental patients in our halfway house program. They've all been cured, but they do have one small problem: They will want to pay you in bottle caps. So if you'll be so kind as to humor them in this way, I'll take care of the bill when they are through."
The manager, wanting to be a good citizen, collected the bottle caps.
The leader returned and with gratitude, said, "Thank you so very much. I'll pay the bill now. Do you have change for a hubcap?"
