She: You just don't care anymore!
He: You're just upset. Why don't I buy you something to make you feel better?
She: Like what?
He: How about a trip to America?
She: No.
He: What about a new Jaguar?
She: No.
He: Well, what DO you want?
She: A divorce.
He: (Pause) I wasn't planning on spending that much.
