MyLaffs Joke #1007
There is a guy who loved his girlfriend so much he decided to have her name tattooed to his dick. It said "Wy" when it was soft, and "Wendy" when he was hard.
A few months later the couple get married. For their honeymoon they decided to go to an island resort. While there, they decided to go to a nude beach. When he was there on the beach, he saw a local man with the letters "Wy" on his dick too, so the tourist went up to the native and asked, "Hey, is your girlfriend's name Wendy too?"
The man says with a thick Island accent, "No... mine says, 'Welcome To The Island, Have A Nice Day'."
