MyLaffs Joke #1001
A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week, so he would do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once the parrot figured out a trick, he would shout the secret in middle of the magician's act:
"It's not the same hat!"
"He's hiding the flowers under the table!"
"All the cards are the same! CAW!"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot.
Then, one day, the ship had an accident and sank.
The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea. As fate would have it, the only other survivor was that stinking parrot, and they shared the piece of wood in angry silence. They stared at each other with hatred but neither uttered a word.
This went on for days until, on the third day, the parrot could not hold back: "OK, I give up! Where's the boat?"
